JUICE

"I've been told that having sex before a fight is not a good idea. As a sex therapest, what do you think"? John, Cabramatta, Sydney NSW Australia

Dear John, I've never heard so much bullshit in my life. Do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, or both? If you do then blo your nuts having great sex before your next fight. Do it side-ways, up, down, round, about. Yell abuse, pull hair. Do it all. You'll feel so good that you'll be pumping the air as you jump in the ring and go on to have the fight of your life.

TITBITS

I've wiped all the posts from this blog and will add new posts soon. Meantime here's some sex quotes to keep you interested.

• No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~ Abraham Lincoln



• Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. ~ Robert Heinlein



• Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~ Bob Rubin



• Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~ Woody Allen



• Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~ Quentin Crisp



• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~ Author Unknown



• Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~ Butch Hancock



• To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~ Don Schrader



• Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.



• There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~ Elton John